Winner: Unky Warthog

Warthog won the 5 blog points because it just happens to be the only one where I wouldn't have to move the bubbles around. Warthog and SB should be on the road now, so hopefully they will give us an update on their way to Vegas. I'm guessing not.

Unkys Graduate, Their Lives are Over.

Photo caption contest. What are the Unkys saying? Best answer gets 100 blog points.

STFU OR I'LL CUT YOU

My shirt arrived.  Buy.

RIP Moped

Good Bye. You were stolen the other day outside a bar. I'll miss you.

I Can't Drive 55

I had another run-in with authority today. Stupid speeding ticket on my way home, 73 in a 55, at least the guy knocked it down to a 65 so it doesn't go on my record. So that makes three in the last year, two in MN one in Iowa. Add that to the one I got on our way to Rochester to watch the third Blade movie, as well as to the one I got at 3:00 in the morning on my way to a Best Buy so I could sit outside in line and wait for a 360. So, right now I'm sitting at 5 speeding tickets and one stop sign violation. I'm curious, what's everyone else's driving history?

Help for Puyo

Below is a real aol conversation with our good friend puyo:

locopuyo: hey
me: hi
locopuyo: do u know if victoria's secret sells gift cards?
me: lol yeah
me: they do
locopuyo: k
me: for mother's day?
locopuyo: no lol
locopuyo: hell no
locopuyo: I'm trying to think of stuff to get my gf for her bday

Okay, everyone, let's give puyo some ideas for his 'girlfriend'