What should I call my new game?

I'm making a new game. What should I call it?

Pwn Age: 31337 AD now available

Pwn Age: 31337 AD is now available.  

Shmup meets FPS in this competitive multiplayer dual stick action game! Battle in free-for-all death match, team death match, and capture the flag with up to 16 players and 24 bots in split-screen, system link, and over Xbox LIVE! Play on over 15 different maps and unlock 20 different ships. Watch your rating soar and keep track of double kills and killing sprees with a detailed statistics system.

Pwn Age: 31337 AD official website

Buy here

I also have redemption codes to get it for free if anyone wants them.

LOL Runner Available Now on the Xbox Live Marketplace!

LOL Runner is now on the Xbox Live Markteplace and can be found under Indie Games in the new games section.

Race against ninjas, pirates, robots and zombies! Unlock more than 10 different runners and 5 different tracks in campaign mode. Race against or with your friends in relays, three-Legged races and more!

Download it here.

LOL Runner Official Site

1337 SHIP DEATHMATCH

1337 Ship Deathmatch is a top down mutliplayer shooter for Xbox 360 and PC. It is sort of like the classic game asteroids but without the asteroids and the players try to destroy each other instead.

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  3D graphics rendered in full high definition 1080p
• Also supports 720p and non-HD resolutions
• 1 to 4 players
• Dynamic artificial intelligence learns from your play and adapts to beat you
• 5.1 surround sound
• Supports custom soundtracks
• Controller vibration

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More information: www.shipdm.com

STFU OR I'LL CUT YOU

My shirt arrived.  Buy.

Help for Puyo

Below is a real aol conversation with our good friend puyo:

locopuyo: hey
me: hi
locopuyo: do u know if victoria's secret sells gift cards?
me: lol yeah
me: they do
locopuyo: k
me: for mother's day?
locopuyo: no lol
locopuyo: hell no
locopuyo: I'm trying to think of stuff to get my gf for her bday

Okay, everyone, let's give puyo some ideas for his 'girlfriend'

LocoPuyo's new car

Dear Knights,

A few days ago I bought a new car, a 2009 Pontiac G8 GT.  I like it a lot.  Here are a few pictures, click to enlarge. 

I got the premium package (leather seats, etc.) and the 18"all-season tires.  A lot of them come with 19" summer only tires which would not be a very logical purchase on the eve of winter in Minnesota.   It has a 362 HP 6 Liter V8 engine which gets 15/24 mpg city/highway. The interior is very nice and can seat 4 very comftorably, it can seat 5.  I'm fairly tall and can fit in the back seat behind the driver's seat adjusted to how I sit with plenty of head and leg room.  The sound system is excellent and has plenty of power.  It has a 6 cd changer, which can also play mp3 cds, AM/FM/XM radio, and an auxillary jack for mp3 players.  It has a nice LCD display in the center that controls everything and is very comftorable.  All the audio can also be controlled on the steering wheel, which is very nice and a reason I burned a few mp3 cds instead of using my mp3 player.  It doesn't have bluetooth to connect to my phone or a navigation system which would have been nice but aren't available.  I can make calls and get turn by turn directions with Onstar though.  

Sincerely,

LocoPuyo