Sunday, May 10, 2009

I Can't Drive 55

I had another run-in with authority today. Stupid speeding ticket on my way home, 73 in a 55, at least the guy knocked it down to a 65 so it doesn't go on my record. So that makes three in the last year, two in MN one in Iowa. Add that to the one I got on our way to Rochester to watch the third Blade movie, as well as to the one I got at 3:00 in the morning on my way to a Best Buy so I could sit outside in line and wait for a 360. So, right now I'm sitting at 5 speeding tickets and one stop sign violation. I'm curious, what's everyone else's driving history?

16 comments:

locopuyo said...

0 tickets
1 warning, I think I was 16 or 17

locopuyo said...

btw I saw a dammer impost on thursday, thought it was a clone at first

adeclipse said...

Hey guys haven'tposted in a while so I figured now is a good thread to post in. I have 3 tickets as of now 2 of which were 30 over the limit. One I got posted at 95 in a 65, although I was actually doing about 120. The other was 90 in a 60. Then I have a driving with tail light out, expired registration, expired inspection, and no insurance on me. Luckily I grew up in a smaller town and my parents knew the cops so I got off of those tickets.

Daymonster said...

I used to have an amazing get out of tickets record. SB can attest to that. Up until a year ago I had been pulled over a dozen times with no tickets.

I got a 91 in a 70 in MN when I was about 15 min from home when I had been driving for 11 hrs.

If you don't have any tickets, you're lame.

Daymonster said...

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Unky Warthog said...

My "get out of tickets" record is quite poor. I've been pulled over once for going 73 in a 55 on the way home from Decorah and I got a ticket. The cop brought it down to 65, fortunately.

My booze record isn't very good either...

Squatting Bear said...

Yeah Daymonster used to be a master at seducing cops to get out of tickets. He never really revealed his secrets though.

I've got a few myself, though none for the past couple years.

locopuyo said...

maybe it's my ninja training or it could just be that I slow down and blend into traffic when I go by underpasses where cops like hiding

Dammer said...

Yeah Unky I think we can all say our police histories aren't the greatest either.....I still shudder at the thought of my time spent in detox.

Daymonster said...

Dammer and Unky?

Daymonster said...

Come on... by more shirts. They don't mail me a check until i get like 25 dollars. $24.50 to go! woo!

Daymonster said...

when i say by i mean buy

locopuyo said...

gut rot morning

DJmaestro said...

on tv today I saw a show talking about a ninja restaurante in New York. Puyo maybe you should check it out and potentially work there.

locopuyo said...

got my shirt, pics next week

Daymonster said...

Unky, how is big red?