Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Weekend Recap

Hello KofC,

It's been a real long time since I actually posted a regular post. I would say arguably my last "real" post was December 5th. Those were the good old days. Christmas was still coming up and it wasn't -30 degrees.

Pablito and SB should be at the airport right now waiting for their flight. And I am at work, like a sucker. Feeling pretty sick.

As many of you know Pablito and SB came for the weekend on Saturday afternoon. I picked them up at the airport after a short delay and we went and got pizza at Pete's Pizza.

With both SB and myself feeling pretty sick, we sucked it up and joined some people on a Bar Golf tour. For those of you not familiar with Bar Golf, there are 9 bars on a pub/bar tour. Each one represents a hole and each one has a par. A par 4 is one drink/beer, par 5 is two drinks/beers. You can get birdies, eagles and hole-in-ones by drinking more drinks, shots, drop shots/bombs or combinations of all of them. We joined the group on the third hole, but quickly made up ground and arguably we could have made a case for the win or at least a sudden death playoff.

Amongst a lot of people dressed in golf apparel, we had a good time. One lady came over to us and asked what three good looking dudes were doing talking to each other and not her and her two friends. We politely played along as we might mosey our way over there, but then quickly walked the other way as she went back to report the news to her lonely friends. While the third female was obstructed from view, the two we could see (including the ballsy one who talked to us), were not quite up to our impossibly high standards. The ballsy one I referred too might have actually had balls. Her Adams apple was quite pronounced.

We found a couple new friends and convinced them to play credit card roulette for the next round of hole-in-one inducing irish car bombs. Luckily, each new member of our group got stuck with the bill. No funny business was used, third parties held the cards and the new members got to choose. Sometimes the drinking gods smile down on you.

We ended our night hailing a cab back to my place while a drunk homophob tried to fight us. Good times. We played castle crashers and braid for a while. Which btw, I recommend braid to all KofC members.

The next day we went to a breakfast place called Flat Top. Ate some food, and then played soccer. It was the playoffs and the two ringers I brought in couldn't do shit. Partially due to hangovers? Maybe. But either way my dreams of my soccer team finally winning a game was shattered.

Hungover and sick, we watched football and shawshank redemption for the rest of the night.

Yesterday we went to Notorious. Pablito and I liked it. SB thought it was boring. We then went to ESPN zone for dinner, and then quickly dropped about 60 bucks at the arcade. All throwing out our arms and schooling young children in hockey. After that we went to Lucky Strike, where we played pool and bowled.

Pablito won a very close bowling competition that netted him an extra 40 dollars on the night.

We came back and harassed people on PlayStation Home for a while. The non-workers (SB and Pablito) polished off the night with a boot each.

Some take aways from the weekend:
- Drinking slows down a recovery from sickness.
- Pablito is unstoppable at credit card roulette. (0 losses/6 games)
- SB is pretty good at credit card roulette. (1 loss/6 games)
- I am down right terrible at cc roulette (3 losses/6 games)
- PlayStation Home is fun for only one thing. Cock blocking 43 yr old UPS mechanic pedophiles.
- Obama is now the president of the United States. No matter how you feel about that, you have to admit the car trailing his new limo is down right awesome.

I'll be in MN, not this weekend, but next weekend. Anyone have any plans on Friday the 30th?

16 comments:

Unky Warthog said...

Very entertaining recap. I had a pretty shitty weekend, but things got better today when my near blackout purchase of a $150 hookah arrived in the mail. It's got 4 hoses and is awesome. I'm gonna christen it tonight with Eternal and Playboy, among others.

Daymonster said...

Haha, I had a similar experience. I came back from a bar about 4 weeks ago. walked by the smoke shop that is located a few steps from my apartment. Stumbled in and bought a 3 hose hookah, with all the fixin's.

Maybe one day we can combine our hookah's for an enjoyable night.

Daymonster said...

this tells me that 100% of all hookah purchases, the buyer is drunk.

Unky Eternal said...

That suburban is so bad ass

DJmaestro said...

I'd have to talk with Dammer, but Friday the 30th is J-break so we could definately have a KofC get together, and this weekend I might be delving into some salvia. Hopefully this weekend is awesome.

Jeff said...

Yeah I was actually trying to figure out what I'm doing the 30th. Super Bowl party? Woot woot Steelers!

Squatting Bear said...

unky warthog and i will be gone with the fam in mexico from jan. 29th - feb. 1st or 2nd.

Pablito Neal said...

ya it was a fun weekend but my arm is sore from playing the baseball and football throwing games at the arcade.

Jeff said...

Sometime soon a bar in town is sponsoring a snow mini-golf day. It's a Saturday, and basically you go out onto the frozen lake in town that morning and wander around with booze while playing some sort of makeshift mini-golf all day. I'll have more info sometime if anyone is interested.

Also, I followed in Daymonster's footsteps tonight and got myself a fiance.

locopuyo said...

congrats man

Squatting Bear said...

dammer, congrats.

trip report of some kind, please.

Daymonster said...

Dammer, you fool. I should have warned you.

Also, let me know when said drunk mini golf thing happens. I'll be there.

locopuyo said...

another reason to hate the shit out of world at war. Almost every fucking game lags. Not the huge obvious lag, but the 1 from full green bar lag, where it is basically impossible to get a knife kill and everyone has a quarter second jump on you. I get pissed off when I play this game. I don't even know why I play it.

locopuyo said...

oh and to get the sniper scope for the gerand it says complete marksman 3... but you have to complete marksman 4 to get it, so tarded -.-

Unky Warthog said...

your turn SB.

Unky Eternal said...

congrats dammer!