Monday, October 12, 2009

Mr. and Mrs. WillEatU

I've been married now for 19 days! It was a long and stressful process, and I'm so happy it's over and done with. That Friday I was anxious and nervous all day long, and I thought the actual ceremony would never come. However, I will tell you right now that the best moment of my life so far was watching DanaWillEatU walk down the aisle. She looked totally amazing, unbelieavably attractive, completely arousing, and wondrously beautiful. Seriously....breathtaking. 

Has anything changed? Oddly enough......no. We've gained some material possessions and dropped our insurance rates. I have a new piece of hardware on my finger that'll make it easier to give Unky Warthog black eyes. DanaWillEatU has changed her name. Between DanaWillEatU and I though there really hasn't been a difference which I think is a good thing. I will say that the stress level has decreased and we're breathing a lot easier thanks to the wedding being done and payed for. It's so nice to just come home with nothing to take care of and no one to call.

What about the honeymoon you ask? Well DanaWillEatU and I went to Des Moines for 5 days. Yes Des Moines. I realize it doesn't seem all that exciting, but we were able to keep our total expenses fairly cheap, and we really did have a blast. The best part is that we agreed a while back that if we went somewhere cheap right now, we'd have a hell of a trip in a couple years. So I have something to look forward to. In Des Moines we ate good food, played arcade games, saw a show, relaxed in our whirlpool, etc etc. Basically we just relaxed and enjoyed each other's company. I also learned about a new beer, Baltika. I had the #3 and the #5. Both are really smooth and delicious, and I highly recommend giving this beer a whirl if you can find it anywhere. It's probably the only Russian beer you'll be able to find.

In current news, we went to the movie "Couples Retreat" after work yesterday and enjoyed it quite a bit. It was a good date movie for DanaWillEatU and I since it had some stupid humor but also some chick humor, unlike "The Informant" which neither of us really enjoyed at all. Also I just bought some new tires for the truck and am pretty pumped about not having to fear dying in a horrible crash anymore.

So.....when's the Beerfest?

14 comments:

Daymonster said...

wtf dammer.

locopuyo said...

lol

locopuyo said...

This game is going to be epic
Dust 514
Make sure you scroll down and watch the first gameplay footage video. It's a MMOFPS (massively multiplayer online first person shooter) for xbox 360. In the gameplay video every character in the game is being controlled by other humans.

Dammer said...

wtf Daymonster.

Daymonster said...

Touche

Unky Warthog said...

wtf daymonster.

Daymonster said...

dammer already said that.

Squatting Bear said...

haha puyo, solid response to that post.

locopuyo said...

Announcer for my game.

Anyone want to do the announcer voice for my game?
Saying betrayal, double kill, killing spree, flag taken etc.

Daymonster said...

Yes please.

Dammer said...

ZOMG yes.

Squatting Bear said...

pick me pick me

Daymonster said...

we should do it all together... like monks chanting triple kill

Unky Eternal said...

Can anyone guess what the #1 selling movie rental on xbox live's video marketplace is? No joke... it's Beerfest!

Just think of all the undergrads drinking a boot right now... all over the world... brings a tear to my eye and a beer to my lips...