Thursday, August 7, 2008

Holy Fucking Shit! A Rainbow Conspiracy



I have thought this for sometime now. Remember when we were younger and rainbows didn't exist? Why are they all over the place now? Everywhere I go there's a fucking rainbow!

Haarp (obviously not her real name, to avoid persecution) has made the above video proving that government is behind this phenomena. Some people think it's the fluoride in the water system others think it's some sort of ground up Lucky Charm power poured into the water supply similar to the villain's plan in Batman Begins.

As for the reason why? No one knows for sure, but it's hypothesized that the government is creating a rainbow, traveling to the end of said rainbow and collecting the pot of gold to fund the war in Iraq. We must get to the bottom of this!

2 comments:

locopuyo said...

lulz

Unky Playboy said...

So this is a bit of a late post on Dark Knight, but I ran across a rumor mill site for the new batman. Apparently the writers have their sights set on Johnny Depp as the Riddler and Philip Seymour Hoffman as the Penguin. I thought it might be a good idea to try Jack Black as the Penguin too...whatever. Nice diary post btw. Hope the birthday was a good one Dammer!