Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Airing of Grievances

Seeing as it's almost a holiday* I figured I should celebrate by an airing of grievances. Please do not take offense but I will be going down the list of clan members and tell them what is frustrating me.

*I use the term holiday very loosely. Word on the street is I might be getting my Xbox back within the next 10 days.

Josey: Why don't you participate in creating blog posts or comments anymore, all you do is create weird and often nonsensical polls.

SB: Buy a house. I know you want to be careful and find a good one, but just buy one already. I want to be able to come to MN and drink in it.

Pablito: Answer quicker during work. I gmail chat with you for a reason, and I want a quick response.

Unky Warthog: Post about fucking Malta already. With pics. Either that or come back to the US. I really wish I could have told people to cut you off last Friday.

Unky Eternal: No major issues with you, thanks for the ride the other night.

UnkyPlayboy: You wanted to be in the clan and yet I don't think we have ever heard from you. Please start talking on the blog or we will transfer your membership to DJMaestro.

LocoPollo: Get a coffee table. I have more to say, but I'll keep it civil.

Dammer: Nothing major for you either. Although please make some attempt to come up to SB and Josey's next time I'm there. It's weird that me and you talk the most on the blog yet I think we have met maybe twice.

TILLA: Even though we don't know each other, please invite me to the bachelor party. I enjoy those.

Adeclipse: Oh Adeclipse, you used to be so reliable with posts and comments. Of everything you told us you never mentioned music. And then one day you vanished, claiming that you are producing some record for some random girl. What's up with that?

Most of you will notice, that there is a theme among my grievances. It's that I feel like participation is at an all-time low. And that worries me because I feel like we are going into a 6 month slump, if we can make it through these next few months with solid participation then we can make this last as long as we want. If my post smells of desperation, it's because it is.

Couple other things I am thinking about. Xbox support said it will be shipping my Xbox tomorrow (to my old address). I will be moving Monday night after work. Which I think will be impossible, especially since I will have no one to help me. Not a single person. Usually I would just ask someone to help that I helped move. There lies the problem, everyone in Chicago hires movers. Publish Post

Anyways that's what's going on in my life. Anyone else have any grievences? With me? Besides the annoyance of being constantly asked to participate in the blog?

20 comments:

Pete said...

monster,

I think I found my house yesterday. I'm taking another look at it tonight with my dad, and if all goes well, I'll make an offer as soon as tomorrow.

any other grievances for me?

Pablito Neal said...

great to hear sb. does it have pics online? i'm planning on moving out of my apartment this weekend and back to nfld temporarily until i can move back to the cities.

adeclipse said...

Think about houses. I still own a house and can't get rid of it. The market really sucks to sell on right now.

I still post occassionally right now. I was playing some CoD4 yesterday but didn't see anyone on. I guess I just ran out of exciting things to say. I can always revert to posting nonsense if that is what you want. That might actually be fun, so i might start doing that at some point.

Daymonster said...

wow... fast post to 4 comments ever. My grievances worked!

Daymonster said...

SB,

Just that I want you to wake up earlier and that I want you to email me a link to the property.

Pablito Neal said...

for the poll i voted neither, they're both scary shit. if werewolves and vampires were real, i'd try to defend myself if they attacked, but mostly i'd hide.

Dammer said...

Werewolf hunting would be so easy. You just get one of Troy Hurtubise's bear suits, grab a trusty rifle (preferably Josey's lever action), fill it with silver bullets, and go out on a full moon. Vampires are sneaky, tricky, can turn into bats, make you keep them out when the sun comes up or stab them in the heart with a stake. They also thievery your women and live in scary castles. While I would love to own a castle, doing the vampire removal would suck.

Dammer said...

Oh yeah Daymonster you need to come visit on a non-holiday.

Pete said...

its so easy to trick a vampire into coming out into the sunlight, or to trap him outside so the sunlight can own him.

locopuyo said...

Vampire chick is having my babies.

Dammer said...

Another reason why I don't wanna slay vampires, there will be vampire chicks, and even though I didn't witness the vampire chick, I am still scared by the thought of her existence.

Daymonster said...

True, it is possible to be seduced by a vampire chick, while a werewolf chick would look pretty ugly. I feel like either monster that you hunt, you will cross the paths of the other species.

Dammer said...

Executive decision, I've decided I am going to hunt Cookie Monsters. The bastards keep stealing cookies, and they need to be taught a vicious AND delicious lesson.

Pete said...

somebody kill the god damn sock gnome.

Dammer said...

I thought I had an evil sock gnome once, but instead one of them just decided to crumple the sock up into the sleeve of a rarely worn shirt, to be found at a much later date. So I guess it's a semi-evil sock gnome. Now if only I could train them to bring back the detergent that I ALWAYS leave down in the laundry room.

Daymonster said...

Haha, it's people like you Dammer that make it so I never have to bring detergent down there.

Dammer said...

I think of it as a gift to the masses. Pete I'm assuming you still don't separate your whites and colors and whatnot. I'm actually surprised you have sock gnome problems. I just thought you bought new socks every time you did laundry. Now that I think about it, I've thrown away a lot of your socks over the years that were covered in some sort of disgusting beer/booze/pizza sauce combination.

Pete said...

lol yeah daymonster, there are like 100 bottles of detergent sitting in our laundry room. when i do my laundry once a month i just grab a random bottle and use it.

locopuyo said...

I knew it! Dammer is the sock gnome! He hides in the washing machine and if the socks are too dirty he disposes of them.

Dammer said...

There is no way I could fit in a washing machine. No way in hell.