Name: Tyler Buchardt
Age: 22 and 3/4 years of age
Sex: Yes Please!
If you could go out drinking with any 3 people, alive or dead, who would they be? Your mom, Cortona, and Bob Ross
Same question, replace drinking with video games: The angry German kid who was caught on camera cursing and screaming whilst playing video games (http://youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA), Jim Cramer from MSNBC's Mad Money, and Sergeant Major Avery J. Johnson
What was your Halo 1 name, who did you frequently play with on the Luther network, and did you ever encounter Josey, SB, LocoPollo, or DammerWillEatU? If so what were your immediate impressions? My Halo 1 name was DIPSHIT. Unfortunately I was unable to play any Luther network games because LUTHER SUCKS!!! The only people I ever played with were Christian Kline [Editor's Note: Ramathorn], Pants, and some of their other buddies. I guess I played against Pollo a few times. My initial thoughts of him were, "Who is this dude and why doesn't he have a life?" (Referring to the game me and my buddies played him 3 v 1 and got pwned).
Halo 1, 2, or 3? 3, 1, ……………………………………………………………………..2
Preferred Halo 3 weapon? My trusty rusty BR (he he he)
Least favorite weapon? NEEDLER!!! There's no way that gun is that powerful!!! [Editor's Note: IS TOO!!!]
Preferred Halo 3 vehicle? You can't go wrong with the reliable Warthog. Fun to drive and even more fun to lazer the S#$@ out of them as the opposing team flees towards their base in a frantic game of CTF.
Least favorite vehicle? Brute Chopper. Enough said!!!
Best Halo memory? I would have to say that my best Halo memory would be purchasing the Special Edition Halo Xbox with a fresh copy of Halo and 2 transparent green controllers. After pawning off of my friend's Xbox for quite some time, I was glad to finally have my own copy and play whenever I wanted to.
Worst? None. I bad day of Halo is far better than a good day at work. [Editor's Note: It's true Sandy.]
What is your favorite energy drink? Definately Von Dutch. Unfortunately, I cannot find it anywhere...Bastards!
What is your favorite pop/soda? GAME FUEL!!!
What happened when you tried to stop drinking energy drinks and soda? Massive headache! My body could not suffice without the taste of pure, unadulturated caffine/sugar. [Editor's Note: Your level of irritability was off the charts, much like a crackless crack addict.]
You are given the opportunity to maim one single person from the Luther community of students. Who do you choose and why? MATT REYHONS!!! Need I say more!
You recently purchased a house, what is the first part of this house you are going to spend a large amount of your earnings on making cool? No doubt about it...I must have a theater room.
What is your current video gaming setup (TV, Audio, etc.)? Well lets just put it this way...at least I have a color TV... [Editor's Note: It could be worse. DisabilityDan had a 9 inch screen he played 4 player on.]
What are your Halo 3 strengths? Sitting back and not attacking when our team has the lead.
Weaknesses? Going into an ambush all by myself when my team is down...
If you could only eat from the Luther cafeteria for the rest of your life (heaven forbid) what would you eat, and in what ways would you make use of stroganoff's various forms (casserole, sandwhich, noodles, salad, etc.) since you obviously would not eat it? I would probably wander my way over to the pasta line and pray to God that they actually have Garlic and Herb sauce. Then I would ask for as many noodles as they can fit on my tray and just tell them to dump out the whole pan of Garlic and Herb sauce. After that, I would find my way over to the Grill line and pick up 10 Itallian Grilled Chicken patties to top off my tray of pasta delisciousness. The stroganoff would come in handy when filling my neighbor's drawers with whatever nasty concoction I can get ahold of. Those loud ass douschbags will be quiet now!
Rank the top 3 futbol teams you are a fan of. Arsenal,.......................Man U, then AC Milan
Rank the top 3 futbol players you are a fan of. Thierry Henry, Wayne Rooney, and Peter Crouch
You can have a drink at any drinking establishment in the world. What's your drink, where are you drinking it, and in what kind of glass/container? I would have to say a pint of Guinness at any pub in Ireland. If you have not been to Ireland, you are missing out.
Seeing as both you and LocoPollo are red-heads, what is your estimated arrival of red hair losing it's recessivity and becoming a dominant gene? Does it give you any advantage in Halo play? It already is dominant...you better watch yourselves!
Age: 22 and 3/4 years of age
Sex: Yes Please!
If you could go out drinking with any 3 people, alive or dead, who would they be? Your mom, Cortona, and Bob Ross
Same question, replace drinking with video games: The angry German kid who was caught on camera cursing and screaming whilst playing video games (http://youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA), Jim Cramer from MSNBC's Mad Money, and Sergeant Major Avery J. Johnson
What was your Halo 1 name, who did you frequently play with on the Luther network, and did you ever encounter Josey, SB, LocoPollo, or DammerWillEatU? If so what were your immediate impressions? My Halo 1 name was DIPSHIT. Unfortunately I was unable to play any Luther network games because LUTHER SUCKS!!! The only people I ever played with were Christian Kline [Editor's Note: Ramathorn], Pants, and some of their other buddies. I guess I played against Pollo a few times. My initial thoughts of him were, "Who is this dude and why doesn't he have a life?" (Referring to the game me and my buddies played him 3 v 1 and got pwned).
Halo 1, 2, or 3? 3, 1, ……………………………………………………………………..2
Preferred Halo 3 weapon? My trusty rusty BR (he he he)
Least favorite weapon? NEEDLER!!! There's no way that gun is that powerful!!! [Editor's Note: IS TOO!!!]
Preferred Halo 3 vehicle? You can't go wrong with the reliable Warthog. Fun to drive and even more fun to lazer the S#$@ out of them as the opposing team flees towards their base in a frantic game of CTF.
Least favorite vehicle? Brute Chopper. Enough said!!!
Best Halo memory? I would have to say that my best Halo memory would be purchasing the Special Edition Halo Xbox with a fresh copy of Halo and 2 transparent green controllers. After pawning off of my friend's Xbox for quite some time, I was glad to finally have my own copy and play whenever I wanted to.
Worst? None. I bad day of Halo is far better than a good day at work. [Editor's Note: It's true Sandy.]
What is your favorite energy drink? Definately Von Dutch. Unfortunately, I cannot find it anywhere...Bastards!
What is your favorite pop/soda? GAME FUEL!!!
What happened when you tried to stop drinking energy drinks and soda? Massive headache! My body could not suffice without the taste of pure, unadulturated caffine/sugar. [Editor's Note: Your level of irritability was off the charts, much like a crackless crack addict.]
You are given the opportunity to maim one single person from the Luther community of students. Who do you choose and why? MATT REYHONS!!! Need I say more!
You recently purchased a house, what is the first part of this house you are going to spend a large amount of your earnings on making cool? No doubt about it...I must have a theater room.
What is your current video gaming setup (TV, Audio, etc.)? Well lets just put it this way...at least I have a color TV... [Editor's Note: It could be worse. DisabilityDan had a 9 inch screen he played 4 player on.]
What are your Halo 3 strengths? Sitting back and not attacking when our team has the lead.
Weaknesses? Going into an ambush all by myself when my team is down...
If you could only eat from the Luther cafeteria for the rest of your life (heaven forbid) what would you eat, and in what ways would you make use of stroganoff's various forms (casserole, sandwhich, noodles, salad, etc.) since you obviously would not eat it? I would probably wander my way over to the pasta line and pray to God that they actually have Garlic and Herb sauce. Then I would ask for as many noodles as they can fit on my tray and just tell them to dump out the whole pan of Garlic and Herb sauce. After that, I would find my way over to the Grill line and pick up 10 Itallian Grilled Chicken patties to top off my tray of pasta delisciousness. The stroganoff would come in handy when filling my neighbor's drawers with whatever nasty concoction I can get ahold of. Those loud ass douschbags will be quiet now!
Rank the top 3 futbol teams you are a fan of. Arsenal,.......................Man U, then AC Milan
Rank the top 3 futbol players you are a fan of. Thierry Henry, Wayne Rooney, and Peter Crouch
You can have a drink at any drinking establishment in the world. What's your drink, where are you drinking it, and in what kind of glass/container? I would have to say a pint of Guinness at any pub in Ireland. If you have not been to Ireland, you are missing out.
Seeing as both you and LocoPollo are red-heads, what is your estimated arrival of red hair losing it's recessivity and becoming a dominant gene? Does it give you any advantage in Halo play? It already is dominant...you better watch yourselves!
14 comments:
Nice work Dammer on the photo and the interview. Tilla I am gald to know more about you. I also sturggle with rushing in when my team is down, but its so tempting you want to get some kills to take the lead again, damn o damn. I enjoyed the other luther comments.
On a side note, for anyone who chose other for the drinking poll, please explain.
Wow. Please give Matt Reyhons stories. Everyone in my cluster hates him more than anyone else on campus. He's the biggest dbag I know. Give any and all hate you have toward the man.
I chose other for the same reason toby did. Love me beer pong. It was a crime that you left it out.
Good to know more about Tilla. Who the hell is Matt Reyhons? Also, good man on the energy drink addiction, I feel your pain. Von Dutch was a great energy drink, and I drank it frequently in its rather short-lived production.
ok i just realized who matt reyhons is... i don't know him all that well but yeah seems like he could be a douchebag.
I've been told Reyhons eats little children and uses their tears to fuel his little furry woodland creature slaughtering chainsaw.
First, Matt Reyhons; While working at the best bar in the world Roscoes, I acquired Matt Reyhons Drivers Licences, and to this very day I have it. Yes that is right I stole his ID, however I was entitled to do so, it was within my powers as a Roscoes Security.
Second, Beer pong is a drinking game, thus if you were attempting to vote for it, your vote should have been for drinking game. There are a few things that could go in other, and beer pong would not be one of them, it is a drinking game, and fits the def.
Third, Tillia is Guinness that much better in Ireland? I want to go there so I hope I find out some day!
it's more than a game. so do the people who vote for power hour, boot, edward 40 hands and case race have to vote for drinking game too?
'At's no shoe! It's DAS BOOOOOT!!!
Seriously though drinking a boot isn't a game, it's very serious business. It involves indirect competition...i.e. it is man vs. boot vs. time. Power hour is borderline game, but since you aren't in direct competition I don't think it counts. The same goes for Edward 40 Hands UNLESS you have sweet rules regarding popping people's tops and all that. Case race is a direct competition mano a mano with rules and probably should be considered a game.
Obviously there are situations where they all could be considered games/not games.
Very ture Dammer, Case race got its own spot because its that good, beer pong is just another drinking game, like bags or quarters. Anyone can play those games, to take part in a case race requires a lot more. Not to be rude or mean, really I am not trying to be, but if you beg to differ, choose your teamate.
Boot is not a game, very good comment Dammer again.
Power hour is also not a game it is an activity, no competition, correct again Dammer.
Other would be like, having a beer with friends, or something. It could also be a picture race, it was a close call not adding that but there were a lot of spots and somethings have to get droped, hence the games spot, maybe beer pong should have been added, it is noted, I will think about it for furture polls.
case race thanksgiving. daymont, partners?
Hot or Not far oustrips all other drinking games....well back when the different "factors" actually worked.
Im down for a case race.
I did not know Tilla was from Luther. I agree w/ your Caf choice though. I regret to inform you that they have not had Garlic and Herb sauce once this year.
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