Local Ninja Sits on Hammer

While out running amongst the deserts of Owatonna (yes running through the deserts, big woop wanna fight about it?) I was blessed with a sight that can only be seen by those with the eye reflexes of anyone with caffeine and adderall coursing through their veins. Obviously I was quite taken aback by the gravity of the situation. An obvious constructionist...the wielder of the hammer had to be in awe at the agility of the ninja. A roofer should not have to put up with such a situation during his workday, yet I feel as if both of us were graced by the presence of a true ninja-master. It soon became apparent to me that I had seen something like this before, but only infrequently. I was instantly reminded of a certain Squatting Bear, the seemingly inconspicuous Halo player you may sometimes find out in the wilds of Snowbound, Containment, and Sidewinder. In fact I would dare to say the rarity of both of the sightings is beyond belief. Alas my glimpse of the ninja was fleeting as he dissappeared into the Owatonna afternoon sky. Perhaps soon I will see him or Squatting Bear again, crouching upon some other unsuspecting construction worker's, or Halo player's, tools of the trade.