Thursday, October 4, 2007

Unky Warthog: Does he have what it takes?

Unky Warthog is a mysterious player. While he has a terrible shot, poor Halo strategy, and is generally a detriment to his team in most slayers. He does have a knack for one thing; driving 'hogs. If you have the flag and can't decide to go man-cannon or run up the side, don't worry, Unky's there to pick you up.

But the real question is, do we want Unky in the Knights of Cydonia? Is that rare CTF game worth all the pain and agony of his ill-thrown grenades? Is the chance at capping worth the accidental melee to the back? (at least I assumed it was an accident.)

As you can see to the right there is a poll for Unky's future. For the record my vote is yes. The feeling of seeing a honking warthog behind the base when you have the flag is one that is indescribable. Plus, it's fun to say Unky!

Here are Unky's stats. You guys decide.


PabIito NeaI said...

it would hurt if unky whacked someone with that trombone

locopuyo said...

I love driving the hog, but Halo won't let me snipe and drive at the same time.

Dammer said...

You should be able to drive with your hands and snipe with your knees. Or the other way around. You should be able to play the radio when you drive too, or at the least intercept enemy transmissions from their headsets.

Josey WaIes said...

I agree with dammer, I would really enjoy playing the radio, however I might spend to many games siting the hog listening to it. Also intercepting enemy transmissions would be cool but I already know what they are saying, "o shit its Unky in a hog" good to have you in the clan Unky