Hey guys,
Great job on the blog so far, especially Daymonster. Sorry for not contributing so far, I'll try to do better. I'd also like to formally congratulate Unky Warthog on his acceptance into Knights of Cydonia. As you can tell from the poster I created, Unky is a multi-talented individual who I'm sure will help KoC rise to the top of the Halo 3 (and binge-drinking) world.
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Unky welcome again, I am glad you are in the clan. Sadly I know that I will not be able to play with you tonight, because you will be binge drinking, your other amazing talent (driving hogs obv 1st). But to everyone else, Squatting Bear and I are going to work out and then GAME ON!!!
Unky? Boot? WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD TIMES GONE!?!?!?
On a related topic, the history of our clan in the bing drinking world is fairly storied. Amongst us we have 2 hospital attendees, one banned for life from GAC SOB, one New Ulm Correctional Facicility Detox Unit member (a.k.a. "the guy with the blue foot") and one member who "possesses" things in Iowa City. In other words he drinks with his hands when he visits Iowa City. Tom, I don't know of any "violations" on your part, but I can only assume something has happened to join you in our proud club.
I got two minors in one week, and was banned from Women's floors in my dorm for my entire freshman year.
Back in my youth and prime I drank a boot in 1:17. Now as a washed up has bin loser, waiting to be picked up to train for a super seceret international drinking comp. I will go to the library all day, and hope some good men will want to kill some dudes tonight.
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