Friday, October 19, 2007

Squatting Bear Baking!?

In a rare occurrence Squatting Bear (SB) spent late morning and early afternoon baking. Seeing SB doing something besides sleeping, playing poker or buying things is a once-in-a-lifetime moment, but seeing it happen before 3pm is downright unheard of.

Recently Squatting Bear was online playing Halo. I don't want to jinx it but does this meet that SB is changing his ways? Will he spend more time awake than asleep? Experts say this is unlikely as Squatting Bear needs more sleep than even regular bears.

One reliable sources says he was baking Special K bars, the official snack of KofC. Squatting Bear's recipe can be found here. But for an added kick, SB recommends adding 4 cups of Game Fuel to the mixture.

Note to Squatting Bear: Please send a zip lock bag full of your homemade treats to me (Daymonster) as soon as possible. Thank you in advance.

9 comments:

Dammer said...

I sure hope this is an indication of a changing of the ways. SB is a highly valued member of the KoC and needs solid representation. On a related topic my 360 went in the mail by UPS 3-Day Select Service yesterday.

Daymonster said...

I prefer the shortened version KofC, as to not make is seem as close to cock. but that's just me.

Do they fix the poor soder job, or send you a new box?

Daymonster said...

solder

Dammer said...

I think they just send a new one. At least I hope they do, my box was slightly slow and clunky at times anyway. Too much time spent amongst the pizza boxes on the floor of our luxurious center-room last year.

hellja03 said...

I don't know if I can stop laughing at the thought of Squatting Bear baking. I mean this is the guy who would go hungry for hours just so he wouldn't have to order the pizza.

Josey WaIes said...

I have not even read the post yet, or any of the comments. But I have to say thank god for the man that posted this, I was really hoping someone was going to. Thank you, I need to read it now.

Squatting Bear said...

haha awesome photoshop and report, daymonster. I indeed was baking, thought they were skotcheroo bars (sp?) not special K bars.

Unky Warthog said...

They key distinction between special K bars and skotcheroo bars is which cereal you use. Special K=Special K bars; RiceKrispies-Skotcheroos.

Josey WaIes said...

Thank you Unky for that clairification, really, nice work. O and speical K bars are way better!