What a relief!

To be honest, I never thought I would make such an elite organization. Though my Warthog skillz and Unky Awareness are second to none (well, maybe Puyo), I just wasn't sure I had what it takes to be a Knight.

That said, I think all of you will be surprised at how much I have improved since the last time you've seen me play. I am no longer relegated to camp under the base with a shotgun in Gulch, but rather have become proficient with various weapons and tactics, including, but not limited to the Battle and Sniper rifles. I hope you will see this improvement and think more highly of Unky in the future.

To those who voted 'no', I will prove you wrong.